WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN...... You can enjoy a BEER all month. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up another BEER. You can have a BEER in public. A frigid BEER is a good BEER. BEER looks the same in the morning BEER doesn't have a mother. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles. BEER is never overweight. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony. BEER doesn't need much closet space. BEER doesn't mind football season. A BEER will not insist that those Michelin commercials with babies are "cute". If you mention a "350 cubic inch V8" around a BEER it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegtable juice. A BEER will never buy a car with an automatic transmission. A BEER is always ready to leave on time. A BEER doesn't want you to hold it after you've finished. One Of My Favorite Brewerys
