We Husker fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Colorado fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious Black & Gold "CU" on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say Mass at Our Lady of the Hills Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Colorado fan walking down the road, with that "CU" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud. Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything.

I then remembered the priest. I turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Colorado fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"

GO BIG RED!!!