Dear Abby

 

Dear  Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer the following:


Dear  Abby,
A couple  of women moved in across the hall from me.   One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the  other is a social worker in her mid twenties.   These two women go everywhere together,  and I've never seen a man go into or leave their  apartment.  Do you think they could be  Lebanese?

Dear  Abby,
What can  I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language  and Violence on my  VCR?

Dear  Abby,
I  have a man I can't trust.  He cheats so  much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his..

Dear  Abby,
I am a  twenty-three year old liberated woman who has  been on the pill for two years. It's  getting expensive and I think my boyfriend  should share half the cost, but I don't know him  well enough to discuss money with  him.

Dear  Abby,
I've  suspected that my husband has been fooling  around, and when confronted with the evidence,  he denied everything and said it would never  happen again.

Dear  Abby,
Our son  writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a  boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn  against his own?

Dear  Abby,
I  joined the Navy to see the world.  I've  seen it.  Now how do I get  out?

Dear  Abby,
My forty  year old son has been paying a psychiatrist  $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half  years.  He must be crazy.

Dear  Abby,
I  was married to Bill for three months and I  didn't know he drank until one night he came  home sober.

Dear  Abby,
My mother is  mean and short tempered. I think she is going  through mental  pause.

Dear  Abby,
You told  some woman whose husband had lost all interest  in sex to send him to a doctor.  Well, my  husband lost all interest in sex and he is a  doctor.  Now what do I do?

 

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