Four Catholic men and a woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the loan Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four Catholic men give her a subtle, "well...?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim and tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God'!"