How many Vice Principals does it take to change a light bulb?
3- One to change it and two to check if the light bulb is gang-related.

How many English Students does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to change it and one to write a response about how changing the light bulb made them feel.

How many Football Players does it take to change a light bulb?
9- Eight to figure out which end of the light bulb screws into the socket and one to actually change the light bulb.

How many Computer Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
5- Two to read instuctions on light bulb changing, two more to change the light bulb, and one to figure out how to operate the light switch.

How many Geometry Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
4- One to change it and three to prove it can really be done.

How many Football Coaches does it take to change a light bulb?
1- He sits back and orders his football players to do it for him.

How many Health Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to change the light bulb and one to stretch a condom over it.

How many Guys does it take to change a light bulb?
3- One to change it and two to drink beer and celebrate their accomplishment.

How many Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None- They would never touch an icky thing like a light bulb.

How many Cheerleaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A light bulb? What's that?

How many English Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
26- One for every racial/ethnic/religious group in the school.

How many Social Studies Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to change the light bulb and one to form the students into small groups to make projects on the history of light bulbs.

How many Algebra Teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to figure out the hardest possible way to change the light bulb and one to assign homework on light bulb changing.

How many Crack Addicts does it take to change a light bulb?
1- But instead of changing the light bulb he sells it for drug money.

How many Principals does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to change it and one to organize a school-wide assembly dealing with how different cultures and races change light bulbs.

How many car owners that listen to "big bass" does it take to change a light bulb?
1- But his music keeps shattering it as he drives away. (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many sophomores does it take to change a light bulb?
5- Two to notice that the light bulb is out, and three to coerce a freshman into doing it for them. (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many Pep Band Members does it take to change a lightbulb?
176- One to change it and 175 to play "Hail to the Varsity" in celebration. (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many Lowrider Club members does it take to change a light bulb?
How high can you count? (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many dirtballs does it take to change a light bulb?
7- Two to buy the bulb when they go to steal cigarettes, 2 to change it, 1 to smoke a cigarette and watch, and 2 to keep the police busy. (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many Driver Ed. teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to change it and one to show a video on how seatbelt use affects lightbulb-changing. (by Gavin Donaldson)

How many IRS agents does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, as long as the bulb gets screwed. (by Josh Brown)

How many Librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
3- Two to look up instructions on the internet, and one to tell them to stop. (by Josh Brown)

How many Lunch Ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to screw in the new bulb, and one to toss the old one into a salad. (by Josh Brown)

How many Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
One. His overpowering stench makes the bulb spontaneously jump into the socket in an attempt at killing itself. (by Josh Brown)

How many Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
17- 16 to stare at the socket in amazement, and one stupid enough to touch it. (by Josh Brown)

How many English teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
2- One to screw in the white bulbs, and one to make sure there are an equal number of black lights represented. (by Josh Brown)