ODE TO PITA

O Mediterranean discus of dough,
Wrought with skill by those who know,
The secrets that you hide below,
Enriching the feast with a little show.

For your fabled flat, fluffy form
Brings our food beyond the norm
And takes the culinary world by storm
Especially when served warm.

So given meat or maybe velveeta
Or a taco, salad or margarita
Lentils, mongoose, or even a cheetah
It will sell better served on a Pita!

I'M DRUNK TONIGHT

Drunk tonight am I
Whiskey Gin and Rye
I feel like I can fly
This drink is very dry.

Five or six I think
If you count what I did drink
I don't wear any mink
The smell of it doth stink.

A poem I thought I'd write
Drunk I am despite
For you I'll give respite
Write as though I might.

Good night.

STATE FAIR ON A STICK

corn dog
on a stick
chicken
on a stick
dipped, battered, flipped
snipped, splattered, dripped
yum
fried cheese
on a stick
snickers
on a stick
salty, gooey, greasy
malty, chewy, queasy
ugh
going
to be sick